Literary Indulgents Mugs

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Chocs away.

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

"Wine not?"

Robert Morley

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

I'm glad the kennel pampered you, but you weren't supposed to keep the robe.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."