'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'
Literary Humor Lovers Mugs
Start their day with a laugh using our literary humor-themed mugs, featuring witty book-related quotes and playful illustrations perfect for any book lover with a sense of humor.
Bell boy!
'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
Multi-Generational Books
"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'
Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,
Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"
Jack London
"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."
"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"
"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
"I see you also took the road less travelled!"
Kultural K9's.
Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'
Encyclopedic Novel Slam.
Hamlet in the craft shop.
"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."
Earl suspends his disbelief.
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.
Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver
Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'
To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."
Eugene Ionesco
"Call me Ishmael."
Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.
"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."
Literary Humor Lovers Mugs Collection
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