Literary Humor Fan Prints

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

'Go girl!'

'...we're waiting for Mr. Hyde's character witness, Dr. Jekyll, to appear.'

'Dr. Jekyll, how well do you know this Mr. Hyde who prepared your taxes?'

Devil Reading The Da Vinci Code.

"Her motto is 'If I prick you, do you not bleed?'"

CSI Nursery

Introspection: "To woof or not to woof..."

Meat the Author.

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"More please."

I don't know for sure--- I've always just assumed ostrich.

"Sorry, you're out. This is a period piece."

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trump Poutine

Multi-Generational Books

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Jack London

Winter Weather.