Literary Humor Appreciator Gifts

Pasternak & Kerouac meet in a cul-de-sac

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

The Ultimate Self-Help Book! - How to write self-help books.

D. H. Lawrence

Shakespeare Project

Angela Carter

Anthony Trollope

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."