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"Oh, we do this for every posthumous release."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Dating an English Major

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Book vs technology

Thomas Keneally

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Adam and Eve Arrested

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Eugene Ionesco

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

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