Literary Comedy Enjoyer Prints

Incognito Cheshire

University Soapflakes

Multi-Generational Books

Jack London

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Alberich steals the gold

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

'Bront?saurus.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Litteratti K9s.

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"More please."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Care for an oxymoron?"

D. H. Lawrence

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Will Self deprecation

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Shakespeare Project

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration: "'War and Punishment'...it''ll make us a fortune."

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"'T' vicar?"

Ian Fleming

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"