Literacy Pillows

'I think we're being educated for failure...'

'More might have turned up, Sir, if you had put the apostrophe in the correct place...'

Fight Iliteracy. Donate A Book.

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

'I started to read the headline but then my mind wandered.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'When did the first two vowels appear?'

"Reading is definitely much better for you. I don't even own a TV anymore."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Well how do you spell it then?'

'I need an example of a collective noun.'

Bad Gramma Skool

Library Closures.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'That's pretty sneaky. You agree to learn the ABC's, and then they tell you about the other twenty three letters.'

'Pretty sneaky. They get you to agree to learn the ABC's, and then they tell you about the other twenty three letters.'

"Take my word for it, Jeremy - If you learn the alphabet, it'll just lead to the HARD stuff."

Good writing is good thinking

"I'm not good with letters."

Book worm.

D.A.U.P. People United Against Dyslexia

'Why are writing so slowly?'

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'

Opening of the Book Fair in Cuba

'...And then I says to the guy, 'how 'bout I pop you in the nose?' and then he goes...'

Time to pick a reading partner and get to reading!

'It's a rabbit I got yesterday but I didn't know how to spell rabbit.'

'If you can't spell properly, how are you ever going to produce decent lav graffiti?'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Girl reading book upsidedown.

Monster in shape of letter C.

'Subscribing to Sesame Street on cable doesn't really count as a literacy program.'

'Not too nitid was the potboy who served pooris to a looby.'

"It's the ABCs, Justin. You don't need to fact check."