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"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Don Quixote

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Sue the Author 3PM

Trilby - 'Je prong!'