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'...how are you ever going to text.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Dyslexics Anonymous

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"It's a play on words."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Extreme Sisyphus

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

After the Sentence

'What does it say, Dad?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Lend me your ears

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

Of Mice and Men.

William Shakespeare

Henrik Ibsen,

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Tower Hamlets