Literacy Coach Prints

'...how are you ever going to text.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

Dyslexics Anonymous

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Oh, this old thing?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

The Witches Discover The Wok

"It's a play on words."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Extreme Sisyphus

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'What does it say, Dad?'

Lend me your ears

After the Sentence

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

Of Mice and Men.

Henrik Ibsen,

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast