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Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Ralph Stanley

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Science Applied to Art

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Patient is listening to the doctors conference about him.

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

'Dear...is that dripping noise your tropical rainforest relaxation tape, or is your toilet running again?'

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

Listenin' in

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.