Listening To Music Pillows

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Death and the mp3 player.

'Must they play The Long and Winding Road right now?'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

They never even knew...

Earth with Headphones

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?"

"I don't like the sound of this... Agadoo by Black Lace..."

Silence - Except for librarians listening to radio two.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

Accident about to happen...

'Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?'

Gramaphone Man.

Couple sharing earbuds.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

'Sorry for pouring my troubles out like that, pal, but thanks for listening to me.'

"Ah - that gives us a better view of the nose."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Child with headphones at opera

The Music Lover.

Fat woman in the bath - announcement comes on radio: 'And now the theme music from Titanic.'

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

"Wow! You’re right – the sound quality is incredible!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Next up. . . it's 'Don't fear the reaper' for Jackie Peterson from her secret admirer.'

'My parents think I never listen.'

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

'He's on another line. I'm going to put you on hold. Do you prefer 60's hits, 70's hits, 80's hits or 90's hits?'