Listening To Music Mugs

'Must they play The Long and Winding Road right now?'

Death and the mp3 player.

They never even knew...

"Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?"

"I don't like the sound of this... Agadoo by Black Lace..."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Earth with Headphones

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

Accident about to happen...

Gramaphone Man.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

'Sorry for pouring my troubles out like that, pal, but thanks for listening to me.'

Silence - Except for librarians listening to radio two.

'Don't you think that loud music will damage your hearing?'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

'He's on another line. I'm going to put you on hold. Do you prefer 60's hits, 70's hits, 80's hits or 90's hits?'

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

'My parents think I never listen.'

'Next up. . . it's 'Don't fear the reaper' for Jackie Peterson from her secret admirer.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Wow! You’re right – the sound quality is incredible!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

Sting. Madonna.

"Ah - that gives us a better view of the nose."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Man in office listening to portable radio.

Child with headphones at opera

The Music Lover.

Fat woman in the bath - announcement comes on radio: 'And now the theme music from Titanic.'

"Dad, I use music to hone my hearing skills, to improve my auditory reflexes, to fine-tune my tonal sensibilities."

"Normally I can remove annoying tunes tuck in the head. . . but 'dammit man!' These are Abba songs, those things are malignant!"

Superhero violinist

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