Listening To Books Gifts

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Musical genres

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

An amplified harp

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Brat"

"I read the audio book."

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Gramaphone Man.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

The Music Lover.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'