Liquid Inspectors Prints

'If the country ran short of booze, do you think the government would see some of its strategic reserve?'

All Natural Nothing

Quality Control

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Office of quality assurance"

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Windmill Maintenance

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'It's a cursor.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Sorry, I don't need Life Insurance. Do you mind if I ask who does your marketing research?"

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'