Liquid Inspectors Prints

'If the country ran short of booze, do you think the government would see some of its strategic reserve?'

All Natural Nothing

Quality Control

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Windmill Maintenance

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'It's a cursor.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

"Sorry, I don't need Life Insurance. Do you mind if I ask who does your marketing research?"

'This ladder is rotten!'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'