Linguistic Puzzle Fan T-Shirts

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Hair spray"

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Correct Spelling Lane.

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

Palindromedary.

Tom Bowler

'I just want to know why you think that I didn't know that you knew that I didn't know what you meant? Hmmmmm?

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Tic tac toe.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

"Well, if everybody does it, it must be o.k."

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

"Okay people, pagers, beepers, and cell phones ON."

Inn and Outt.

"He's on your 'personal computer'. . . his name is Norman and he's really good at mental arithmetic."

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'According to the surveys nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot...'

'Shroffing the piefort proved it was a fido.'