Linguistic Innovator Prints

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

United Church of OMG

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A Semicolon.

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Apostrophe. . . Apostropher

'I don't like this part. 'Please find enclosed the inclusion of my enclosure'.'

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Social Networks.

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

The Emergence Of Language

"You don't need to sacrifice good grammar in order to talk dirty."

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

Simultaneous translation.

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"The creative writing part is that I've created new ways to spell words."

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'