Linguistic Fun Mugs

Dad talks in management speak. Mum translates: 'He'll give you 50p to clean the car'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"It's a swearbox."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Shoe repair

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Artichoking victim

Heart To Heart

"The doctor will she you now."

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"Pansexual"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"What?"

Blood donor centre

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Back Down

'Excuse me Postie! - You've got something hanging from your sack!'

"Oh, yes, 'Aloha' also means 'you're fired.'"

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"Horse-drawn carriage."

'Alsatian? Silly me,I thought you said AUSTRALIAN!'

"I'm Eggspecting."

Canadian Importers - In, Oot.