Linebacker Mugs

Speed Trumps Size.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

Academy.

'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

It's tough being a quarterback in a new year's eve game. All the receivers want to drop the ball.

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

Defensive Lineman

Patience Tested While You Wait.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

'Don't panic! Remain perfectly still. Do not make eye contact. If he attacks, curl into a fetal position and play dead.'

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

'Quit rushing me.'

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

Bret Favre.

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

'My brother plays in that football team, I think he is one of the drawbacks.'

"I'm only going to say this once Fred! I have a sore throat and it hurts to talk. So put that back in your pocket and leave it there for the rest of the game!"

"No, his phone line is fine. Maybe he just doesn't love you anymore."

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