Line Waiting Philosopher Pillows

'Watch out for the queue-jumper. Pass it on.'

La Table

Late BroomStick

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'I hear they're really good.'

The interminable!

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Who's next?"

TSA Lines

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'Waiting for...'

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."