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"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'I need a jump!'

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

365 Lemonade Stand

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Sugar Fix.

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Bride playing cello

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'My kids don't understand me.'

Pogo Cellist

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

Witchy Cellist

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

'Any more bright ideas?'

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

'This should increase our business.'

"We'll be too big to fail!"