Lily Pad Lover Pillows

Entangled Frigs

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Fancy coming back to my pad?'

'You've pur on some weight, Irving.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Margarita

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"I hate this time of year."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Bucket List

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."