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The Cheese God

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Zeus's Caddy

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Beacon Theatre

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Priorities.

Flat pack sales assistant

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'Did you get fixed, too?'

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

"Hey buddy, got a light?"

Car Auction

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

That guy? He does static shock.

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

"Think fast!"

'Bacon's here. So's lettuce and tomato. Just waitin' on bread.'