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The Cheese God

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

Zeus's Caddy

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Flat pack sales assistant

Priorities.

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

"Hey buddy, got a light?"

Car Auction

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

"Think fast!"

'Wow! Look at that fancy footwork!'

'Bacon's here. So's lettuce and tomato. Just waitin' on bread.'