Lighthearted Naturalist Prints

Sperm Whale.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Glimpses One Dollar

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Collar-optional resorts.'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

The Wonder Years: "I wonder where my keys are. I wonder why I came upstairs. I wonder why my pants are down..."

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Cycle of Death and Life.

'Are you on HRT?'

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

"I think I'd appreciate the outdoors more if all these stupid trees weren't blocking the view."

Antacid rain

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

Bird box with satellite dish.

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

"I don't know what all the fuss is about. A recession sounds like fun."

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

"I was attracted by the uniform."

Meet me safely distanced under the mistletoe.

Nudist At Home