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"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

What started off as a quiet bath for Stanley suddenly turned awkward...

Ratted!

Street light theft

Medusa

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Family members!

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Static cling."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Daffodil bulbs

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Shoe repair

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Drinking Companions

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Surreal Ale Pub.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Vacuums!'