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After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Early on-line shopping

Leonore from Fidelio

Dog History

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Stoned Henge

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Battle.

Commie Chef.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Cat scratch fever

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies