Lighthearted Dialogue Lover Pillows

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

PSA Banter.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"What do you mean 'This affair is going nowhere'? This isn't nowhere."

Bar Therapy

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'