Lighthearted Debater Prints

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"Oh, yeah! Well my dad says St. Joe is too the patron saint of coffee!"

"My dad's fatter than your dad!"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

PSA Banter.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Prisoner speech

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"What are we protesting about?"

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

Beer is made by men, wine by god.