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'Don't look now, but there's my former flame.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

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'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'The Torch Holder'.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Tedious Romantic.

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Progress?

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Gun Ego

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

You need a new reading light

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"It helps prevent side collisions."