Lightening Bolt Admirer Mugs

Usain Bolt

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Zeus's Caddy

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Beacon Theatre

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

The Cheese God

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Flat pack sales assistant

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Priorities.

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'Did you get fixed, too?'

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

Car Auction

"Hey buddy, got a light?"

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

That guy? He does static shock.

A Crossbow

"Think fast!"

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.