Light-hearted Sparrer Prints

'Just a minute -- I'm in a neutral corner.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Get crazy once in a while

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Shoe repair

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Preachers with far too much input

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Golf ball escaping.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

Devil Stove

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

If the trailer is anything to go by, we are in for a treat!

"Wrong hole!"

A street of old man bars.

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

"Wait - leave it on."

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'