Light-hearted Outdoorsman Pillows

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'Been waiting long?'

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Now cut that out!'

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

Bus stop and reader

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obediance School instead...'

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

Middle Age: When you start trading in your emotions for symptoms!

"Oh no, our caravan has been stolen."

Alcoholidays.