Light-hearted Outdoorsman Pillows

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'Been waiting long?'

"C’mon, boy. Give it up."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Now cut that out!'

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

Maps to trophy buck's homes $10

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obediance School instead...'

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Bus stop and reader

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

Catching a Cloud

"Oh no, our caravan has been stolen."

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."