Light-hearted Logicians T-Shirts

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

When Engineers Crack.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Staff Yearbook

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

"Yo, this should be a two."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Got Rationality?

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

Rubik's ice cube.

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'