Light-hearted Horticulturist Pillows

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Lift your stems."

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@

The happy gardener

The Garden of My Heart

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Clown watering his flowers.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Do not abuse the Lawn

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.

"Here's a less known Jane Austen novel that you might enjoy. It's about carpentry and lawn care, called 'Fence and Fencibility."

Man Gardening Love

'Honey have you seen my Viagra'

"Drawing blood again?"

'You haven't been talking to it, you've been nagging it.'

"I never promised you a rose garden."

Hi, I

Sowing love

Beware of the snake pits!