Light-hearted Dining Prints

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Get crazy once in a while

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Ten out of ten for effort...

"And how would you like your steak?"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"You need a hobby."

The vegan hunter

'What kind of...'