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Battle of the sexes

"You're fired."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

An informed voter is a good voter

SAGE mentality

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

Pickle

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'...and on that you have my word.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"