Light-hearted Couple Mugs

'Wow! I'm a dog person too!'

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

' That's the first time we've had fireworks in the bedroom! '

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"This stool shall pass."

Get crazy once in a while

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

true love.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

Preachers with far too much input

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Husband and Child in Pram

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"No, I thought YOU put the picnic basket in the car."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

Armchair Dancing

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'Yes, some mornings I do wake up grumpy - but only if he's oversleeping'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'