Light Display Devotee Pillows

House covered in Christmas decorations and lights. Man says: 'There's only one problem ? I can't find the door.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Fur Baby

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

Watching telly

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

TV and man

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

Consumer care and technologies

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

The Sports Fanatic

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

"They went together, doctor!"

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

Not the disco light, you idiot.