Light And Shadow Explorer Mugs

"It's a human hand!"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Most valuable element.

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Paranoia Clinic

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"I thought it was deeper here."

"No one understands me."

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'