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'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Distance to avoid contagion

Self-esteem room

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Meditation

Belief and Trust.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

The power of now

Courage. Love.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'You must heal yourself.'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

WHO checklist

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

The Death of the Blues

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I think I can". (train)

'You've changed.'