Life's Little Joys Appreciator T-Shirts

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

celebrating a birth.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

How to injury yourself as an adult

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

Life is just four letters...

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

'Learn to enjoy the little things...for example, I'm delighted by all the pocket change I find under that couch!'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Model Shop

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

Another sleepy one town horse.

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

Everyday Hospice

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

'I'm your new daughter. Marcia and I have traded parents.'

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

The Existential Ape.

Typical Mother's Day.

"While you've been out tormenting your bodies, I've been enjoying an active and satisfying gastric life."

Clancy: Simple Things

"My parents are totally NOT cool."

'I've managed to avoid most of life's pitfalls -- what got me was the chuckholes.'