Life's Deeper Meaning Enthusiast Pillows

REincarnation Assignments. Why do you want to be reincarnated? I always wanted a second chance to make a first impression!

Reach for the Star.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Burning love

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'Time? Time's relative.'

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

Brain versus Religion.

'Rock of Ages'

"Our motto is work smarter, not wealthier."

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"