Life Re-starters Prints

A dance of divorc�s

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Computer tech support sacred offering

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"It was very amicable—I gave her everything."

New Year baby

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"Recently separated."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Believe me, when you reach MY age you won't remember who you joined up to forget!'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Graduate Job Openings

'It's like this, Harry -- I'm in the full bloom of life, and I don't need any more of your fertilizer.'

Hope

Easter egg on Easter island breaking open to reveal a baby Easter island statue

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

"I think we should start seeing other people."

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

How to grow up.

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"With the help of Workaholics Anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'Things don't seem the same since the hurricane passed through.'

'It's all over - I want to turn over a new leaf.'

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

We picked out headstones. Now we're both trying to outlive each other. I'm with stupid.

'What fresh hell is this? I just spent 50 grand on hair plugs.'