Life Excavators Prints

How Gary got his groove back.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Danger Quicksand

Shark's Scuba Mask.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

How?

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"The latest version of your life is now available to download."

The meaning of life...