Life Coach Fan Gifts

'Was your divorce amicable?' 'It was more amicable than the marriage.'

YOLO vs YODO

Yes, wisdom does come with age, but it's not because we've had time to Google everything.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Surfing the daily stress

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Self-esteem room

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Meditation

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Belief and Trust.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

The power of now

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Courage. Love.

'You must heal yourself.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

The Death of the Blues

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I think I can". (train)

'You've changed.'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'