Life Chapter Navigator Prints

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

No Immediate Danger

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Bashful in Nashville

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."