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Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Wet wipe?"

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'She saw right through me.'

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'