Life Celebration Mugs

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bacchus.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Dancing Doctor

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"We won!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Happy Turkey Day!

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

If you're happy and you know it...