Life-after-pets Ponderer Pillows

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"I see a couch."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Man with a big question

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

"Make up your mind. Do you want to be my password or my security question?"

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

"So weird not wearing a mask."

'I'm for any extreme makeover that doesn't include the word FIX.'

'I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?'

'No, I've got plenty of time to talk Brenda. This guy's not going anywhere.'

'We're a lifestyle magazine for the terminally ill.'

Old cowboys never die...

Doubtful death.

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

"There's no such thing as a free cat."

Mr. Zip in Trouble

Alice through the Cat Flap

"With all that the family demands of me, how will I ever find time for my art?"

'Would I be selling flea powder if I could afford to invest in the stock market?'

"...and get ready to live in constant fear. Kids will ruin the life you now enjoy...R-U-I-N."

"Wouldn't it be fascinating if dogs could read our thoughts? Or would it be horrifying?"