Lie Detector Aficionado Mugs

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"...it's another metal detector."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"We need to discuss your expense account."

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Surveillance Society

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

'The first thing this joint needs is a password. It's gotta be at least 8 characters long, and contain a combination of upper-case letters, lower-case letters, and numbers. Any suggestions?'

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"You've got to hand it to Johnson...if anyone has undeclared assets he's the man to find them!"

'I want to suck your toes.' - A problem for Maxwell Smart and his shoe-phone.

Another suspicious package. Probably the toaster he'd ordered - but for a few moments, he savored the suspense.

'There you are!' (Bureau of Missing Persons)

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

"[...] That one looks like a grade four glioblastoma multiforme!" "Brain surgeons looking at clouds"

'Wait, I know. G'night Danny, don't let the bed bugs bite, Danny. We regret having to raise you to level orange, Danny...'

Picture messaging - '...and you hit the 'VS' verify story button and it takes a 360 degree picture without him knowing'