License Learner Prints

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'He lost his licence after 35 years and it's been that long since he's walked anywhere!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Bob's Driving School.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'My French is not so good.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I learned a new word today.'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

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